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Ever since grade school, Raisin and Chester have had a deep bond. Literally.

In the sixth grade, Raisin tripped and fell into a bucket of toxic waste. Chester happened to see the accident and quickly came to her aide. Chester actually thought it was Scootie Bootkins, the class hottie, whom he had always dreamed of rescuing from certain death.

As you might guess, our hero was mildly disappointed when he pulled the distressed maiden from the bucket, only to realize it was not who he thought it was.

Raisin was equally disappointed when she realized that her rescuer was not Toby Tobyton, whose heart she intended to capture through an elaborate scheme that involved purposefully falling into a bucket of toxic waste.

Nonetheless, neither of the two was completely disgusted with the other, which turned out to be a good thing, because the toxic waste had melted the flesh on Raisin's hand, which fused instantly to Chester's when he pulled Raisin from the sludge.

From then on, the two realized that destiny (and a lack of environmental regulations) had brought them together. From then on they were inseparable.

The wedding that they shared this past year symbolized that love, like toxic waste is a bond that not even the best plastic surgeons could separate.